Description

Ditch the diet drama and bring the bacon. The Fueled By Fat, Not Fads Tee is for every ancestral eater who knows that real fuel doesn’t come from a shiny package. With a bold graphic featuring a caveman crushing bacon and tossing out trendy “health” foods, this shirt makes a statement: you don’t need the latest gimmick when you’ve got nature’s original macros.

Why You’ll Love It

✅ High-quality cotton that’s as strong as your satiety
✅ Playful, primal design that sparks conversation
✅ A fun jab at fads that miss the meat of the matter
✅ Perfect fit for fasting pros, carnivore crushers, and keto converts

Perfect For

• Bacon lovers and butter believers
• Paleo and keto enthusiasts with a sense of humor
• Nutritional truth-seekers who read ingredient labels
• Gifting to that friend who won’t touch seed oils

Note from the Trading Post

We’re not here for cereal made of air or protein bars full of lies. We’re here for fat-fueled focus and fire-roasted freedom. Throw this tee on, chew on some jerky, and keep doing you—the ancestral way. 🥓🔥