Description

Prehistoric power meets pork-fueled parody. The Jurassic Pork Tee is a bold, bacon-powered tribute to the true apex predator: the caveman with a bone-in chop. Featuring a retro video game-style design with a not-so-friendly T-Rex on your tail, this shirt serves up laughs and primal vibes in equal measure.

Why You’ll Love It

✅ Eye-catching, dino-chasing design for maximum flair
✅ Soft, breathable fabric built for epic escapes
✅ Hilarious mashup of paleo lifestyle and pop culture
✅ Instant conversation starter—especially with bacon lovers

Perfect For

• Paleo carnivores and ribeye chasers
• Retro gaming fans with a primal side
• Bacon-before-breakfast kind of people
• Gifting to your favorite meat-loving mischief maker

Note from the Trading Post

You’ve heard of survival of the fittest. But around here? It’s survival of the fattest cut. Whether you’re outrunning extinction or just headed to brunch, this tee is your ultimate sidekick. Stay wild, stay well-fed. 🦖🥓