Description

Step into the Upside Down of modern food with the Stranger Grains Tee. Featuring a primal warrior wielding bones and fire in a showdown with the grain-fueled monsters of the modern world, this shirt calls out the real villains hiding in your pantry. It’s bold, it’s funny, and it’s everything a grain-free rebel could ask for.

Whether you’re deep into the paleo lifestyle or just love a good pun, this tee is your badge of honor against the processed, packaged, and ultra-refined.

Why You’ll Love It

✅ Super soft, grain-free comfort (cotton, of course)
✅ Eye-catching artwork inspired by your favorite sci-fi horror series
✅ Paleo-powered punchline for primal warriors
✅ The perfect conversation starter for farmers’ markets, gyms, and barbell clubs

Perfect For

• Paleo and primal eaters with a sense of humor
• Fans of Stranger Things and anti-grain memes
• Those battling their inner snack Demogorgon
• Gifting to grain-free friends or keto crusaders

Note from the Trading Post

Some fear monsters. Others fear grains. This tee is for those who know the real horror story starts with a cereal box. Fight the processed, embrace the primal. 🦴🔥