Description
Because coconut milk ice cream deserves a uniform. This tongue-in-cheek tee is a must-have for every dairy-free dessert lover living that primal life. Whether you’re scooping up some banana nice cream or demolishing a pint of almond-based goodness, this is your official uniform for indulgence—with zero dairy and zero regrets.
Why You’ll Love It
✅ Playful, bold message for the paleo (or lactose-intolerant) crowd
✅ Soft, breathable cotton—perfect for ice cream runs and rest days
✅ Makes a great gift for your favorite coconut cream connoisseur
✅ Dairy-free doesn’t have to mean dull—and neither does your wardrobe
Perfect For
• Paleo and Whole30 dessert lovers
• Summer cookouts and ice cream dates
• People who yell “Is that cashew-based?!” across the freezer aisle
• Celebrating National Ice Cream Day—your way
Note from the Trading Post
We believe food should fuel you—and make you smile. This tee is for the rebels who read labels, the sweet-toothed sapiens, and the ones who know that real indulgence doesn’t come with bloating. Pull it on, scoop it up, and keep living wild.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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