Description
Some things are sacred—your guac is one of them.
The Don’t Touch My Guac Hoodie is for anyone who takes their healthy fats seriously. Whether you’re meal-prepping paleo bowls, smashing avocados at camp, or just defending your guac at the gathering, this hoodie sends a clear (and slightly hilarious) message: Back away from the bowl.
Printed on the cozy Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend, this hoodie is soft, warm, and perfect for primal snack protection.
Why You’ll Love It:
✅ Heavy Blend Comfort – Fleece interior keeps you warm in any season
✅ Unisex Fit – Designed for hunters, gatherers, and guac guardians alike
✅ Bold & Playful Graphic – Avocado lovers, this one’s for you
✅ Primal Lifestyle Friendly – Because good fats are non-negotiable
Material & Care:
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend | Unisex fit
- Front pouch pocket & double-lined hood
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (or air dry under the avocado tree)
Perfect For:
- Paleo gatherings, potlucks, and backyard BBQs
- Rest days, snack breaks, and avocado missions
- Anyone who protects their guac like it’s treasure (because it is)
Note from the Trading Post:
Fats fuel the fire. Guac fuels the soul. Don’t touch it.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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