Description
Avocados are sacred. Guac? Even more so.
Declare your guacamole boundaries loud and clear with the Don’t Touch My Guac Tee—because paleo people know the value of healthy fats (and healthy personal space).
Soft, lightweight, and ready for backyard cookouts or farmers market runs, this tee serves up primal humor with a side of sass.
Why You’ll Love It:
✅ Playful Paleo Vibes – Features a cute guac bowl with a not-so-subtle message
✅ Soft & Lightweight – Bella + Canvas 3001 premium quality
✅ Perfect Fit – Unisex sizing for a relaxed feel
✅ Conversation Starter – Expect compliments (but no one will touch your guac)
Specs:
- Bella + Canvas 3001
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Pre-shrunk for lasting fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Perfect For:
- Paleo potlucks and Whole30 warriors
- Guac lovers and avocado aficionados
- Anyone who takes snack time seriously
Note from the Trading Post:
Sharing is great. But guac? That’s personal. Suit up, snack smarter, and guard your greens.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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