Description
Some folks panic in emergencies. Primal folks grill.
The In Case Of Fire Eat More Meat Tee is a playful nod to the oldest survival strategy known to humankind: cook meat, eat meat, get stronger. Featuring a hand-drawn caveman graphic roasting a giant drumstick over an open flame, this tee is for those who keep their nutrition simple and their humor primal.
Printed on the soft and breathable Bella + Canvas 3001, this shirt is your uniform for backyard BBQs, gym sessions, or anytime life calls for more protein and less panic.
Why You’ll Love It:
✅ Soft & Comfortable – Airlume cotton feels like a second skin
✅ Unisex Fit – A modern cut for both gatherers and hunters
✅ Bold Caveman Graphic – Paleo humor meets ancestral wisdom
✅ Paleo Lifestyle Approved – Because the answer is usually meat
Material & Care:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Bella + Canvas 3001 | Unisex fit | Pre-shrunk
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (or hang dry like a real caveman)
Perfect For:
- Grill masters and backyard fire starters
- Paleo & carnivore tribe members
- Anyone who knows life is better with meat over fire
Note from the Trading Post:
Modern emergencies have modern solutions. Fire = meat. Meat = strength. It’s tradition.
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